I would like to conduct a Q&A session with you

A survey with questions from the millions of myspace surveys floating around and from my curious brain.

1. If you went to dinner with Jesus who would pick up the check?
I would but I really don't think a restaurant should make him pay.
2. If you had to eliminate one state from the United States, which one would it be?
First state that pops in my head today is Idaho. I'm not sure why because I like potatoes.
3. If Spiderman and Superman were forced to fight to the death, who would win? Why?
Spiderman. Kryptonite.
4. Sawyer, Jack or Sayid?
Sawyer - no contest
5. Mohinder, Nathan or Peter?
Peter - no contest
6. For the next hour you have to listen to one song on repeat. What song is it?
right now I'd have to say Pearl Jam's remake of "Love Reign O'er Me"
7. What is your favorite movie? Why?
Good Will Hunting - one good reason is because of this:
"Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fuck it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president."
8. Who is your favorite actor/actress?
Edward Norton
9. Avril Lavigne. Yes or no?
Yes
10. Do you have a job or a career?
I have a job. I'd love a career.
11. Would you move out of state for a job?
For a job, no. For a career, possibly.
12. Have any sharks been jumped by American Idol?
not yet but they're dangerously close by
13. Have you ever gone to a concert by yourself? If so, would you do it again? If not, would you?
I have sort of but not really. A year ago I'd have told you I wouldn't. Now, I know I would.
14. Did your mom and/or dad make you do chores? If so, what were they?
not really. I did help clean on occasion.
15. Would you go to a sex toy party with your mom?
yep
16. If you were to have a sex toy party, would you invite your boss?
undecided ~ that's why this question is here No.
17. How big is too big?
If you can't park it without a struggle, it's too big.
18. What is your favorite reality show?
Rock Star was my favorite but since it isn't there anymore (whine) I'll have to say American Idol.
19. Do you have a favorite reality show contestant?
duh.
20. Could you whistle that little tune at the beginning of Peter Bjorn and John’s “Young Folks” for me right now?
yes
21. Howard Stern. Yes or no?
the show, yes. the man, no.
22. Do you know any local bands that you would like to pimp?
Isabella and DH's friend Mike (he's so good)
23. Name one state you would like to visit that you have not visited.
Idaho (since it's going to be eliminated)
24. Why would Pink perform on American Idol after adamantly not giving clearance for the contestants perform her songs?
DAW
25. Multi-grain, wheat or white?
multi-grain
26. Carrots dipped in peanut butter?
haven't tried it but it was recommended to me
27. Do you add extra butter to your popcorn at the movie theater?
I do not but DH does
28. Do you have a favorite pair of underwear? What do they look like?
yes. Black thong with little stars on the top right.
29. Name one country song that will help convince non-fans that it isn’t all bad.
"There's Something Sexy About The Rain" - Kenny Chesney
30. What is in the trunk of your car?
sheets, umbrella, a stuffed Dale Jr. bear, a can of peaches, and a screw driver. (I thought of this question because I need to put one of my car emergency thingies in there and keep forgetting.)
31. What is the first thing that comes to your mind when I say Marky Mark?
going to a concert with a friend who decided to flash him when he walked past us (he kept walking)
32. Which character from a movie or television show would you be?
I've been told Carrie Heffernan
33. Who was the last person you hugged?
I'm not really a hugger so I don't remember
34. Have you ever been on a cruise?
not yet
35. Will I be able to sleep in a tiny closet-sized room on a cruise ship with no windows while constantly worrying and missing my kids?
no

Can anybody tell me

how to crawl out of my skin? Stoopit new tanning bed bulbs. My bra* is going to be the death of me.

*Please see post below for the size of said bra.

Also a special thank you to Nook Nook who told me I would love Rocco Deluca. How awesome it is to have such a great friend who knows me so well looking out for me like that. *smooch* to the Nookster. I love her so much. *swoony sigh*

Answering the perverts

*grin* My bra size? Well, see I can actually give a longer answer to this than a simple number and letter. My current bra size is 36D. When I am at a more ideal weight, my bra size is 36C. So my real bra size is 36C. When I lose weight, one of the first places I lose it is in my boobs. Luckily I have many bras in both sizes.

And also, Kim has a beautiful voice.

I need my head examined or whatever

Guess what I'm doing right.after. work. Guess.

Going to see Spiderman 3. Yep. Call me crazy. Go ahead. I want to see it so bad it gives me shakes but I never imagined I would agree to see it on opening weekend, let alone opening day. Somebody just told me that tickets are selling six times faster than they did for the 2nd one.

I haven't eaten anything yet today and as I mentioned, we're going right.after. work. I'll be having popcorn and Wild Cherry Pepsi for dinner. *burp* And maybe some Twizzlers. And I should try to get my hands on some valium because I don't like when people are in movie theaters when I am there. I'm not really all that nice to begin with but when people are talking and eating during the movie and I can hear them even a little bit, I get overcome with feelings of violence. "Keep your mouth shut, assmunch" and other such things escape from my mouth. *sticks stress ball in purse*

eek.

I had a fun experience once at a classy movie theater (coffee house that had big comfy couches) because of some not so classy girls. Granted, we weren't there to see a classy movie (Scream 2) but still. They wouldn't respect people so I asked them to ~ very nicely of course~ and they did not appreciate my request. I went over to them and explained ~gently~ why I was making such suggestions and walked away. They were quieter after that. Not quiet by any means but still they kept it down. (We had already seen the movie, btw.) So after the movie was over, I went into the rest room and there they were. My two new friends. So I snickered a little bit or whatever. Once I entered the stall and pulled down my pants, the one goes, "It's gonna be Scream 3 up in this bafroom." I busted out laughing. Because up until that point in my life, it was the funniest thing I had ever heard. I was still laughing as I washed my hands. Once they finished their business or got fed up with me laughing, they opened the door to leave and my BF was standing there with some broom or something. They turned to look at me like "WTF is this?" I'm all *shrug* like "I have no idea." So I go, "Dave, honey, it's okay." Fuckin weirdo he was. *rolls eyes*

wahhhhhh

Look at those freaking hands (not to mention the shoulders, arms, ass, face, back, and everything else about this kid ~ oh wait, I just did)! The only American Idol candy I have left is Blake's right arm.

In other news: I wanted to post a picture of the shoes I got that I love but I couldn't find one besides the one on the Target page and it won't let me save it to post it. They're like flip flops with heels. I wasn't budging an inch on what kind of shoes I wanted either. My mom was all, "you should go to Payless. They're having their buy one get one half off sale. They have those shoes that you want." I'm like, "Okay! yay! Because I need to buy Shawn some sandals *gag*" ummm. No. They do not have them. I went to several places in the mall and even went to DSW and some fancy shoe store outside the mall. Nope. Went back to Target. hooray for Target.