Friday, March 30, 2007

Five Best Things To Say if You're Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."

3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at
your desk...

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."

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This has me cracking up. Last night was beer league afterall. Bad night. zzzzzzzzzzzzz

6 comments:

Bravie said...

After April 9th, I may not have this problem anymore.
But those are pretty funny.

Jen said...

Hee! Those are funny. Especially the whiteout one. *giggle*

Velva said...

Beer league? I thought Thursday was pool league... oh, wait, I get it. *grin*

Schnookie said...

LMAO at #2.

Puffy said...

LOL! I'll have to remember those.

Anonymous said...

I too think those are funny.

I wonder if Wayne uses Number 5.