because I am offended

that three people told me today that they don't know who Jonny Lang is. I brought him up because his sister is in the "top" 36 on American Idol.

his myspace

Plover Clove - starting to improve the world

CREATE YOUR BAND NAME & ALBUM COVER:

To Do This

1 - Go to Wikipedia. Hit “random” or click here. The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.

2 - Go to Quotations Page and select "random quotations" or click here. The last four or five words of the very last quote on the page is the title of your first album.

3 - Go to Flickr and click on “explore the last seven days” or click here. Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

4 - Use Photoshop or similar to put it all together.

5 - Show us.

16 randoms

1. My dad bought me the wrong jersey for my birthday. I ended up buying myself the one I wanted (Woodley). Now I have four Steelers jerseys. Five if you count Burress. Six if you count Kirkland.
   
2. I wear a spinner ring on my thumb. I can’t remember who introduced me to them. (Carey maybe?) When I forget to wear it, I freak out. I had two but I gave one to Ryan Star at a show in Cleveland. The one that I kept doesn’t spin as freely as I’d like it to.
   
3. I get one of those 365 Dogs calendars every year for my desk at work. I save all the pages. I have boxes and boxes of calendars spread throughout my home and my office. How am I supposed to throw away pictures of animals?
   
4. I like the Trident White gum better than Orbit. Those little tub thingies seem so expensive but you get so much gum in them! The Trident White Cool Colada is yummy.
   
5. I am not good at going to doctors. I have no problem going to my gynie once a year and I kind of like the chiropractor. Other than that? I can’t bring myself to make appointments.
   
6. We recorded the Jay Leno show one day last week because Santonio Holmes was on. I really liked the musical guest. His name is Jamey Johnson. The song was “High Cost of Living”. It’s been a while since I’ve heard a country artist that I like (that I’d not heard of before). One part of it reminds me of my ex-husband A LOT. “I had a job and a piece of land. My sweet wife was my best friend. But I traded that for cocaine and a whore.”
   
7. I drove down a one-way street the other night because I, for some reason, thought it was a good idea to let my drunk husband navigate the way.
   
8. I am taking off Thursday and Friday. Shawn is off this week. I don’t know what we’ll do but I have a feeling that it will involve going through boxes and a trip to Goodwill in the van.
   
9. I am trying to find tickets to see Ryan somewhere within 200 miles of my home. It’s not looking promising. If I do manage to get tickets to one of the shows, I hope he appreciates me buying tickets to see David Cook and fighting Cookie crowds just to see his amazing self again. It’s been over two years since I’ve seen him perform. Ryan that is, not Cook. The one that is less than an hour from here is, naturally, sold out.
   
10. I have thousands and thousands of CDs. I am afraid to get rid of them because, as much as I love my iPod, I don’t trust it. Nor do I trust myself to not lose it or destroy it somehow.
    
11. It has been over three years since I’ve taken a bath. Are plumbers that expensive?
    
12. Sasha and I are about to celebrate our fourteen year anniversary. She is my soul.
    
13. If I think too long about how old my nieces and nephews are I get alarmed. I was doing some crazy stuff at their ages. I try not to think about it.
    
14. I honestly believe I could survive on water, fruit, French fries and pizza for the rest of my life. The pizza, of course, would have to have meat and vegetables on it.
    
15. Coming up with sixteen random things about myself is nearly impossible. As uninteresting as this is, you’d think it took me five minutes to do. I am sad to report that this has taken me hours.
    
16. I was going to post this on facebook but decided to put it here instead.

Sixburgh!!!!!!!!!

Being happy that your team won the Super Bowl does not make one smug. Celebrating a sixth SB win does not make one smug. Being proud of a team you've rooted for your entire life does not make one smug.

Whining and complaining that a team that you did not want to win went ahead and won is stupid and childish. It's kind of boring too. I'm really tired today so being bored is quite annoying.

Here are a couple pictures of Santonio's "feet never touching the ground". *rolls eyes*




Somebody on a message board said that they enjoyed watching the "giant fat man run 100 yards". James Harrison was the only one who did that last night, right? I mean, I think I would have noticed somebody else doing that. Let's see some photos of this "giant fat man", shall we...


That comment didn't offend me so much as it confused me. Maybe the person didn't actually watch it?


Whatever. Slam my team and their HUGE fucking accomplishment all you want. I? am on cloud freaking nine today.

Here we go

I heard this song and had to hear it again. Found this.


We picked up my camera this weekend. I got this one. Love it!