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Somebody put something in my coffee

My legs feel really long today. It's bizarre. I don't know how to explain it.

Anybody like the Ramones? Now this song is going through my head.

"Kick the jukebox, slam the floor
Drink, drink, drink, drink some more
I can't think
Hey! What's in this drink?

It feels like somebody put something
Somebody put something in my drink
Somebody put something
Somebody put something in my drink"

this guy that shoots with Shawn thinks I'm crazy

and he always seems to be around when I do stupid things. heh. He said ever since I stopped smoking, I've been acting crazy. Then he tried to give me a cigarette. hee. I'm not sure how many weeks it is but I think eight. Yay me. There is this SNL skit where this couple... I don't know how to explain it... but the chick chomps on gum and says, "he looks like a rabbit." I've been chewing gum a lot lately and I'm always wanting to say that. "{{chomp chomp}}he looks like a rabbit. {{chomp chomp}}" Well it occurred to me that this one guy who I think is nice-looking and is friends with the guy who thinks I'm crazy (They are the guys that watch FNL, btw.) actually does kind of look like a rabbit. We were talking about how they are going to pair up in the rooms when they go to Atlantic City. I said I assumed they (rabbit guy and guy who thinks I'm crazy) were rooming together and was hunting for a roomie for Shawn. ~I think he can probably room with drywall guy.~ But I just kept wanting to tell him he looks like a rabbit and pinch his cheeks. He isn't sure if he's going to AC because his wife is due to pop out a kid real soon. Jen would think I'm crazy for saying rabbit guy is nice-looking because he has REALLY long hair.

Jen is coming over in a couple weeks. One of my friends said he isn't going to Atlantic City with the guys from the league and asked what I was doing. I said, "My friend from Cleveland is coming over." He asked if I want to fool around (he always asks me things like that ~ it's a joke). I said, "Well we can always ask Jen." He said, "oh! Your friend from Cleveland is a girl?!?!" I said, "No. My male friend named Jen is coming to spend the night with me while my husband is away."

I don't really have female friends, yet most of the friends I've made on the internet are chicks. That's weird, huh?

I really need to lose weight. I cringe when people touch me.

stupid gmail

Breezy, I asked if this would work. And I guess it does. use < s > and then < / s > (without the spaces of course).

Arkie, I said:
well. I could go into that if you'd like. Jen has heard/read some of it before. I would like to take the tip of my tongue and trace it along every inch of his body and not let him move until I've covered all of him. every single beautiful inch. mmmm.

Jen, I said:
Go read the AI forums, you will get a good handle on how kids talk these days. Or you will feel really old. Or worst case scenario, you will go insane.

I think that's all of it.

Carey, did you get my response that said:
You'll have to support him by watching the show then. Otherwise, you are not allowed to put him on any of your perverted lists.

This is what I'm talking about, btw:

Today I would like to express my love for

HD. He taught me something new and it didn't even hurt too much. He is a good teacher. He just typed out simple instructions that even I could follow. How awesome is that?